Bionic Woman: Faceoff
By fred | October 19, 2007
(S01E04) As time goes by I keep watching a few shows, but episodes after episodes I can tell a few of those series suck, and are never going to get better. The first example of this is Chuck, which I didn’t liked from the start.
Another one perfect example, is Bionic Woman, which I also did not like from even before I saw the pilot. Because they way they casted people for the show and promoted it, or had people to talk about it, was a pretty solid indication in my opinion.
So far, each and every episodes have done nothing but confirmed this.
This episode, like the show itself, plains suck. It really does, and again it didn’t take long to make a good proof of this. Take the very first scene for instance, cause you don’t even need to go any further into it than this.
I guess we were supposed to think she was on some special secret mission, only to find out she was spying on her sister. Kinda saw that one coming, despite the incredible stupid writing this scene shows. Err, I mean… come on.
And what the hell is wrong with her little sister ? It’s like when they recasted the role and decided to turned her into a computer genius, they heard many people complain about how lame of a move it was, because, well, it really is.
So they decided to take it slow, I guess, and so far there’s been no real mention of her computer abilities whatsoever, if you forget about that stupid scene on the pilot. But the problem is, because they signed her as a series regular, they have to write scenes with the sister in, and they’re not too sure what to do with her.
Therefore, they made her a complete mess, and a slut. I mean she does look cute, for sure, but whenever she actually does say or do something, it’s a mess. Whether she’s ready to have sex with some random guy, in his car, in the middle of nowhere, or she’s going for a beer as her sister is gone, I mean you do realize she’s supposed to be like 15, right?
“- You said you were 18!
- Shut up!”
That’s right, shut up, all of you. And die while you’re at it. No really, I can’t stand this whole family. And I still believe that Jamie is a very lousy, not credible, lame, hollow character. She’s got no substance, she not credible when she yells, I get it she’s got no experience on the field nor is she a soldier, but she was at least supposed to be smart God Damnit!
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Shows: Bionic Woman
